50Steaks's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[The construct]

Takes me right back lmao.

While this is a cool novelty, unfortunately, there’s a reason dubstep moved on from the “yay” sounds: compared to today’s, it sounds significantly worse. Therefore, my favorite part is from 0:00-1:01, really nice atmosphere there. Good job anyways!

Gietler responds:

Thank you!

[The Final Phase]

The first 1:48 is BY FAR the best part of the song. If I were you I would have skipped from 1:48 to 4:35 and make 4:35-the end minor key.

[Friend Request (PARODY)]

*yawns*
Oh man
Welp, I guess that about does it for tonight, now to shut down.
*discord ping*
Op, wait a minute, what’s this?
*ping* Oh my god, there’s ano-
*ping* Oh Jesus Christ
(pings in background) What the hell is going on with my computer *sighs*
*You’ve Got a Friend in Me instrumental plays in the background, pings hasten and then dramatically stop to allow the singing to begin*
Calm down, pardner
Don’t worry pal, it’s me, Discord
I’m gonna tell ya just what’s goin’ on

You’ve got a friend request
*tuba* [or is that a baritone?]
You’ve got a friend request

Gettin’ late, gotta
Go to bed, just before you shut down
What’s that read *ping syncing with the music*
A notification, this is what it said

Yeah you’ve got a friend request
Yeah you’ve got a friend request

*in a dark and ominous voice* No prior contact, no mutual servers, no mutual friends

You’ve got a friend request
You’ve got a friend request
Tatiana [spelling unknown]
She’s from Budapest
In the thumbnail she’s showing both her breasts
Biting her upper lip and imagining the rest

You’ve got a friend request (ha ha ha)
You’ve got a friend request (so add them already)

Discord needs you to see
No more worldly troubles if you just add me

*in a mocking voice* All I need are numbers from your old C.C.
Credit [that word I can’t discern, please correct me] please

You’ve got a friend request (friend request)
You’ve got a friend request (all of the time)

Local single mom named Destiny
I know, you know, all of us know

*another synced ping*
You’ve got a friend request
*synced ping*
Yeah, you’ve got a friend request
*instrumental*

*fading in* please just block me I don’t give a shit
Because, in reality, I’m actually just a fucking bot and

Listen, um, attention all Discord gamers, if you could just give me your parents’: credit card number, three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year, that’d be great.

*at the same time as “great”* No, no I’m not doing that, get away from me. This app fucking sucks, I’m moving to telegram.

*fin*

[They’ll Call It a Tragedy]

Really nice classical piece! Although if I were you I wouldn’t have included the progression in the description. Also I’m not so sure about that outro, it doesn’t feel like it did this 8 minute song justice and I was a little underwhelmed. Actually my favorite part is the “crazy part” at 2:16-3:10. I sort of wish the whole song built up to that to make it even more impactful, as the person seemingly commits suicide, and then the funeral March afterwards as the outro. Either way, great job here!

theweathermanYT responds:

Sorry for being so late to respond to this!! Thank you so much for taking the time to genuinely review this piece of music, it means a lot! Glad you enjoyed!!

[Everything Is Fine...]

This guy is literally the Arnold Schoenberg/Charles Ives of newgrounds

KEZOR responds:

Oh thank you I'm glad you liked it)

[The Tale of Sunny Dale]

Well, this isn’t really a song so I can’t review the voice that well (but I do like the voice lol).
As for the background music, I think it does a good job at presenting an atmosphere of tension and suspense, but it unfortunately it never really has a payoff since this is a preview. Nice job!

[Summer Adventure]

Dude I’m genuinely scared, probably a bad title for this song lmao

[Changes]

I just realized this is made by the same guy behind zaphkiel and catalyze. Your songs carried those GD levels lmao

Now for some reason I prefer this song. It’s much more than just a jazzy glitch hop type thing; you’re right about the chord progression, it’s ridiculously good and it flows very well. Go ahead and take my stars for what they’re worth.

[Crossed Horizons]

Are you going to submit a song for NGUAC?

SomeGuyMusic responds:

I didn't even know there was a NGUAC active atm. I will if I can find it!